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发布时间 2019-06-13 18:45:43 阅读数: 22 作者:

你长的很爱国,

长的惊险,你小时候被猪亲过吧!很有骨气。长得真有创意;活得真有勇气,你长的真tm后现代。你长的好象车祸现场7!你长的外形不准比例没打!

我觉得世界上就只有两种人能吸引人,你干嘛用屁一股挡住脸啊!你的长相很提神的说:一种是特漂亮的一种就是你这样的。

你需要回炉重造12,

那是侮辱了猪。

长的很一抽一象,

他们怎么能管你叫猪呢?总不能人家长的像什么就叫人家什么吧?这太不像话了,怎么能说你长得像猪呢?你TMD长得太好认了!长的很科幻。见过丑的,没见过这么。

乍一看挺丑;

你长的拖慢网速,

你长的太耗内存18,

国际脸孔世界通用22。

仔细一看更丑?长的很无辜;长的对不起人民对不起一党一。你光着身一子追我两公里我回一次头都算我是流一氓,把你脸上的分辨率调低点好吗?你长的违章,很惋惜的看着他说!手术能整回?

长的象人真的难为你了,

那你的屁一股哪儿去了?

你的长相突破了人类的想象,你张的很野兽派嘛;你还没有进化完全,我想看着你说话。可你为什么把脸埋在你的屁一股里?我不知道那是你。

长的丑不是你的错;

我也不想打击你了,你去动物园看看有没有合适的工作适合你,你这样在街上乱跑很容易被警察射杀的,我从没见过长的这么有考古价值的。长的飞沙走石鬼斧神功,可是出来吓人就是你的错。有创意。

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